toilet training

It's my first day back at the office in Bombay and I just noticed a helpful new list of suggestions ("LOO MANNERS") in the women's bathroom. These include:

Please lift lid before sitting down.
Please use toilet paper as far as possible.
Please flush toilet before and after use.

There is also an admonition to keep the washbasins clear of hair and "bloggs of soap."

I swear I do not make this stuff up.